The Secret Life of Trees (According to Our Tree Crew)

Most people see a tree. We see a full personality, an entire attitude, and sometimes a little bit of chaos with branches.

Here’s the inside scoop on the things your trees would say — if they could talk — according to the crew that climbs, trims, shapes, and removes them every day.

🌳 “I Drop Branches Because It’s Funny.”

Your tree swears it has good timing. Right when you clean the yard? Drop. Just washed the truck? Drop. Hosting a barbecue? BIG drop.

We don’t judge — we just clean it up and make sure those branches aren’t signs of something dangerous.

🌲 “I’m Leaning? No, You’re Leaning.”

Trees can be dramatic.

A slight lean? Maybe it’s normal. A big lean? Yeah… that’s usually a problem.

We can check structural integrity, root issues, and whether the tree is thinking about making a surprise visit to your roof.

🪓 “Please Tell Your Cousin to Stop Bringing His Chainsaw Over.”

Your tree doesn’t want to say it…But the DIY trims aren’t giving what they think they’re giving.

Misshapen top? Random side cuts? Branches cut in July for no reason?

When we trim, shape, or prune, we do it safely, cleanly, and without your tree feeling personally attacked.

🌬️ “Storms Stress Me Out Too.”

Trees don’t like windstorms any more than you do.

If a tree looks tired, cracked, split, or like it’s holding on by a thread — it might be waiting for the next storm to make a dramatic exit.

We specialize in dangerous removals and storm-damaged cleanup so those surprises don’t become emergencies.

✂️ “I Would Like a Haircut, Actually.”

Maybe not bangs. But a proper tree trim? Absolutely.

A good prune can:✔ Reduce weight ✔ Prevent falling limbs✔ Help sunlight reach the lawn✔ Make the whole yard look better

Your tree wins. Your yard wins. You win.

🌱 “If You Plant Me, Plant Me Right.”

Trees love to grow — but only if they’re planted in the right spot.

Too close to the house? Too close to a pool? Roots headed for your sewer line?

We can help choose the right location and species so your new trees thrive for decades, not fight with your property.

💛 Trees Are Part of the Family — We Treat Them That Way

From careful removals to trims, shaping, crane work, stump grinding, and storm cleanup, ProMark Tree Service brings experience, safety, and a little bit of humor to every job.

If your trees are acting suspicious, dramatic, or just plain messy, we’ve seen it all — and we’re here to help.

📞 (610) 754-7400

Serving Eastern PA with pride… and very sturdy ropes.